If you didn't watch The Act, you should, go do it! You might like it! More to the point though, if you're unfamiliar with the show Patricia Arquette won a Golden Globe for last night, what I'm about to share with is going to be missing some context. See, The Act, based on a real story, was about the abusive relationship a mother (Dee Dee) had with her daughter (Gypsy Rose), played by Arquette and Joey King, respectively. In a real life-imitating-art moment, while Arquette was celebrating her win with her TV-daughter, she inadvertently smacked her in the head with her award. Since this is Hollywood, it was naturally captured on camera:

This is one show we'd pay to see. 🎟@PattyArquette @JoeyKing #InStyleWBGlobes pic.twitter.com/9zTSTSDQxh

— InStyle (@InStyle) January 6, 2020

(Wait until the end, right as the doors close, you'll see poor Joey King get smacked square in the forehead.)

Look, unlike what happened in The Act, this was clearly an accident. Arquette moved her award up, as King moved her head down to take a bow and bam! Right in the kisser. If you winced to yourself in solidarity, because it looked painful, you were right. That left a mark, friends.

How do we know? The mark was captured on camera, too!

Patricia Arquette accidentally hit me in the head with her Golden Globe. That sentence will give me bragging rights for the rest of my life. @PattyArquette pic.twitter.com/lQDewQpa1C

— Joey King (@JoeyKing) January 6, 2020

Ouch.

Joey King is taking it in stride, and honestly, if Patricia Arquette banged me in the noggin with her Golden Globe, I'd probably use that as an excuse to ask her to dogsit any time I was out of town, until the guilt wore off, because you know she probably feels really bad and also, kenneling your pup is very expensive.

You might be wondering how I know she feels bad. Well that sentiment, too, was captured on social media. Come on, we live our lives performatively now. Of course, it was!

What happens in the elevator stays in the elevator! No seriously I'm so sorry sweetest one!

— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) January 6, 2020

The irony of the situation was not lost on Arquette, either, invoking the name of Dee Dee in another post.

A moment of infamy. @joeyking It wasn't me. It was the ghost of DeeDee https://t.co/dhZ4KK9KZE

— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) January 6, 2020

I kind of hope she keeps commenting on the situation, because her gif game is on point, here.

pic.twitter.com/yTO0MMraXd

— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) January 7, 2020

Anyway, so endeth The Act's season 1 awards run... no word yet on a season 2, but it seems Arquette is doing her damndest to create new material for the series.