There's a lot going on in this social media round-up, but if you know anything at all about me, you know damn well I'm pretty much stuck at the top with MOMOA IN THE BATHTUB! Buuuuubbbbbbbbles. - (Lainey)

Kristen Bell went on Justin Long's podcast (does everybody have a podcast now? Is that just a thing you automatically get if you live in LA?) and talked about her epic fight with Dax Shepard that culminated with her bringing home a new dog. That would have been the start of a whole new fight in my house, but whatever, good for them, I guess? - (Celebitchy)

David Sedaris writing about his sister, Amy, is so funny, so warm, and so ridiculous. If I could spend an afternoon with anyone, I feel like I would probably pick them (I would definitely have to wear Depends). - (Elle)

Jodi shared this, "Gail Simone talks about her set visit for Birds of Prey, including her misgivings prior and feelings after." - (Twitter)

Kristy shared this in our Slack and I am in love with this chunky groundhog!

Guy catches adorable groundhog eating his veggie garden -- and lets him have whatever he wants 💚 pic.twitter.com/uTNLE0xh9h

— The Dodo (@dodo) January 29, 2020

Did you know that Charlie Hunnam and his girlfriend, Morgana McNeils, have been together for 14 years? They're fairly private (the above photo, the most recent from Getty, is 8 years old), but a couple of weeks ago, when asked about marriage, Hunnam said some dumb shit about not wanting to get married, and now he really "regrets" saying that because "I have to say that really hurt my girlfriend's feelings." Well, yeah, dude. (JustJared)

Did you know that Janeane Garofalo was originally cast as Marla Singer in Fight Club, but Ed Norton pushed her aside for his then-girlfriend Courtney Love, who Brad Pitt nixed in favor of Helena Bonham Carter. Point is: Brad Pitt apologized to Garofalo. Ed Norton did not. (Uproxx) 

I don't even know how to introduce this. After TWO negative drug tests, a school in Ohio stands by their decision to expel a Black student because he smelled like marijuana. What? - (The Root)

Why eat meat when you can just scratch and sniff some bacon?! - (Dlisted)

Kate would "100% eat the hell out of this burger" - (CNN)

Let them eat cake! - (R29)

Whoa, this. changes. everything. Lemon KitKats! - (TIB)

*sigh* America. Just drink your beer. - (People)

Bernadine Evaristo's novel, Girl Woman Other won the 2019 Booker Prize and is on Barack Obama's list of favorite books. You may not have heard much about it though because Margaret Atwood also won the Booker Prize last year. Vel veeter highly recommends Evaristo's book and has some feeling about last year's award. "...there's a kind of funny irony about Margaret Atwood, perhaps as a stand-in for 'white feminism,' co-opting the celebration of this novel-a multi-voiced, multi-generational, highly-intelligent, Queer, witty, sympathetic, portrayal of twelve-mostly Black women-characters in the UK-that feels a little on the nose." What book would you highly recommend? (Cannonball Read 12)