A week or so ago, Twitter was taking famous movie quotes and adding in "you piece of sh*t" to make them more hilarious. Today Twitter is trending the hashtag #AddAWordRuinABook thanks to Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show asking for submissions. Despite its origin, the results are pretty fantastic if you have the sense of humor Jebus gave to a seventh-grader. I mean, I would definitely read some of these.

The Old Man and the Sea Monkeys. #AddAWordRuinABook

— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) January 28, 2020

Moby Gigantic Dick#AddAWordRuinABook

ok im done

— Joe Zieja streams too much! (@JoeZieja) January 28, 2020

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Whiskey #AddAWordRuinABook

— Uncharted Adventurer (@unchartedtreks) January 28, 2020

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Samsung Galaxy#AddAWordRuinABook pic.twitter.com/XgJJ4AEotb

— It's over 90..👋 STFU! (@xi27pox) January 28, 2020

Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher #AddAWordRuinABook

— Darick (@DarickR) January 28, 2020

"We Need To Talk About Kevin Costner" #AddAWordRuinABook pic.twitter.com/RVZnP3y7QT

— Alyosha Golgotha (@WrinklyTodd) January 28, 2020

Eat Ass, Pray Love #AddAWordRuinABook

— simon king (@unfamous) January 28, 2020

A Brief History of Hammer Time by Stephen Hawking #AddAWordRuinABook

— B. Lemire (@06E90) January 28, 2020

#AddAWordRuinABook "A Game of Porcelain Thrones"

— Gwen Bayliss (@Gwen_Bayliss) January 28, 2020

Pillow Fight Club #AddAWordRuinABook

— Ryan Bartholomee (@RyanBartholomee) January 28, 2020

Little Waffle House On The Prairie #AddAWordRuinABook

— Roger Lansing (@rclansing) January 28, 2020

#AddAWordRuinABook
The Lion, The Witch and the Ikea Wardrobe.

(In which, nothing happened because no one could figure out how to put the blasted wardrobe together) pic.twitter.com/dWFLKhwD7n

— Slim and Sugar (@SlimSugar) January 28, 2020

Jurassic Trailer Park #AddAWordRuinABook pic.twitter.com/mApsVRLOJl

— Ray Auger (@RayASucksMA) January 28, 2020

50 Shades Of Grey Skull #AddAWordRuinABook (actually, that would likely improve it) pic.twitter.com/yJieiMehv9

— Andy Wedge (@andy_wedge) January 28, 2020