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I Would Die for Baby Yoda. I’d Only Jaywalk for Baby Jabba.

January 20, 2020

Like anyone who watched The Mandalorian or had access to social media for the past few months, I love Baby Yoda. There is something incredibly pure and adorable about the slightly murderous, Force-sensitive green-skinned "child" (as the show calls them). As such when I saw that "Baby Jabba" was trending today, I immediately had to seek out what this creature would look like. Would Baby Jabba be as cute as Baby Yoda? Would I risk my life to protect this child, too?

I mean ... maybe? Probably not, though. I'll let you decide yourself. Baby Jabba, I should note, is not an official Disney/Star Wars creation but was made by an artist who probably asked a question "What would Baby Jabba look like?" and then decided to answer it.

Here's another one:

Look, as our own Roxana and others on the internet have pointed out, Baby Jabba looks a lot like an old friend of ours who would probably scream at Baby Jabba, "Not the Baby! Not the Baby!" I am, of course, talking about this little guy, Baby Sinclair:

Which, fair, there is a strong resemblance, isn't there?

Now, look. Baby Jabba is cute, but obviously Baby Yoda is cuter. I wouldn't turn down a meeting of those two, because let's be honest--that would be very cute, but if you're asking me if I rank Baby Jabba as highly as Baby Yoda, the answer is a resounding no. Now, show me a baby rancor, and then we're talking!

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