Apple pie is a classic American dish. Iconic even! There are as many varieties of this recipe as there are kinds of apples. That's fine as variety is the spice of life, much like cinnamon is the spice of apple pie. Yet, there are limits to the experimentation of this fall favorite. And those limits are not just tested, but flat-out shat upon with a monstrosity propped up by the Food Network.

Here is the tweeted video that has Twitter going wild. It is crucial you watch the whole thing to understand the depths of terrible on display.

Can we have a moment for the tallest apple pie of ALL TIME? 😱 This is insane, @TheBlueOwl! pic.twitter.com/PO3jbt0Pkw

— Food Network (@FoodNetwork) October 17, 2020

Behold The Blue Owl Restaraunt's "tallest apple pie of ALL TIME."

Unanswered: Why? Seriously. Why is "tallest" a superlative we're seeking here? What's next? The country's deepest crème brûlée? The continent's most angular cupcake? The world's loudest cheesecake?

Anyhow, we know Twitter users (and Pajiba readers) have a lot of feelings about food, be it cakes, grilled cheese, or PBJ. So, here's a taste of how Twitter users reacting to this monstrosity:

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— Dwight Rhinosoros (@rhinosoros) October 19, 2020

Why does this pie have an attic https://t.co/enZ3OkgjmO

— radford, but make it spooky🕯🎃🕯 (@danielleradford) October 19, 2020

That pie clearly has a mark of a white hand! pic.twitter.com/SeAPHERLc5

— Jay (@0utf0x) October 19, 2020

What if we took apple pie, one of the most beautiful of foods, and made it an ALIEN sequel? https://t.co/e4BbM0hEuL

— Bilge Ebiri (@BilgeEbiri) October 19, 2020

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— Monster MAsh Crossan (@AshCrossan) October 20, 2020

It's not even stuffed tho, that stack of cold cuts had plenty of room to breathe in that cavernous dome.

You know what goes in pies? FILLing, not VOID

— Sexy Jesus (@flapjackmartley) October 19, 2020

I was expecting something way different and way better. pic.twitter.com/6QxzNnkFth

— Jagger McSwagger (@artbyatlas0) October 20, 2020

I just thought of this pic.twitter.com/de8OZQgIfD

— Ginger (@The_UBERginger) October 19, 2020

Hey there little brother pic.twitter.com/gVfZ9Sxwdg

— Andy Ramsey (@andyramsey) October 19, 2020

Why is it the safe from Titanic pic.twitter.com/HeyzQuR6ha

— Spooky Roman 🥛 🥭 (@Comrade_Roman_) October 19, 2020

THIS IS AN APPLE CRIME https://t.co/vmNQVoUkA7

— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) October 19, 2020

So. Would you eat this pie?