Gail Simone, gift to nerds and Twitter, was on a flight where a gentleman insisted on placing his hat inside an overhead compartment to keep it from being "jostled." In the Twitter thread about the incident, Simone jokingly quipped that the man must be a speaker at #BeckyCon2019 in Sandusky, Ohio. The fictional (dear God let it remain fictional) event spawned more beautiful tweets from Simone and other users on Twitter, giving us a wondrous gift.

He's on three panels at #BeckyCon2019, according to the BeckyCon app.

Thursday, 2:00 pm : How To Demand A Supervisor

Friday, 3:30: I Have A Friend Who Is Black

Saturday, 11:00: Keynote Speech--Feminisn, Menace or Curse?

— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) November 6, 2019

Master of Ceremonies: bbq Becky! The Harley Quinn of Horrid! #BeckyCon2019 pic.twitter.com/GGxkWjAv0Y

— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) November 6, 2019

#BeckyCon2019 Afternoon session: Crying on Command When Confronted with Your Own Racism (aka I am Sad When We are Not About Me)

— mzspell (@mzspell) November 6, 2019

2:00pm Conference: MLM's and you: How to get all your friends into your downstream. #BeckyCon2019

— Rick (@Corteran) November 6, 2019

Breakout Session "Effective Community Pool Policing Techniques" with Guest Speaker Pool Patrol Paula 10 am - 11 am at the Pool. pic.twitter.com/5cr5BGMTZS

— Johnathan Lightfoot ☁ (@exnav29) November 6, 2019

Chaos at #BeckyCon2019 as Karen and Becky square off and amass a large crowd as they demand to see each other's manager, no one is sure what started the debate... pic.twitter.com/tANLu341an

— Bethi (@Bethi_1999) November 6, 2019

#BeckyCon2019 10am - I'm Not Racist Butt: How to Embrace Your Curves Without Being Too... Ethnic.

— mzspell (@mzspell) November 6, 2019

#beckycon2019 Topic: How to Fake a Food Allergy because You Don't Want Your Food Cooked Next to Other People's Food.

— Ana-Ztyllablintz07-Kerie (@Crampedsultana) November 6, 2019

The ALL ACCESS VIP BADGE to #BeckyCon2019 allows you to tell workers in a Mexican restaurant to 'talk America.'

— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) November 6, 2019

All the Beckies are asking if they can specifically request a "traditional, conservative" driver who won't play "urban" music in the car #BeckyCon2019

— Mediocre Jedi 🏹 (@MediocreJedi) November 6, 2019

1:30 PM: Minority Representation in Popular Cinema, with panelist Scarlett Johannsen #BeckyCon2019

— Colonel Mustardayonnaise (@seetothebell) November 6, 2019