Christian Bale basically confirms that he based his American Psycho performance on Tom Cruise. (Lainey Gossip)

So remember how Kanye ended his presidential run the other day? Just kidding. It's still going and getting more vapid by the minute. Also, never forget that Caityln Jenner is a lifelong Republican and is clearly still acting like one. (Dlisted)

Meanwhile, Kanye held a "rally" today where he said that Harriet Tubman "never actually freed the slaves," she just moved them from one white person to another.

Kanye said this and I left immediately. I went for a laugh and I got one. But when it got disrespectful for me it was over. pic.twitter.com/nNqjUp03mu

— Toe Knee (@toekneerlynos) July 19, 2020

Justin Timberlake clandestinely put another baby in Jessica Biel that just popped out and probably won't be vaccinated. Whee! (Celebitchy)

Roger Stone is already doing radio interviews and took that time to call a Black host a "Ne*ro." Of course. (The Root)

Somebody suggested Matt Berry as the new Wolverine so now I must want this and nothing more. pic.twitter.com/d4lSZ4g6aZ

— Lan Is Staying Home Playing Animal Crossing (@pittsed_off) July 17, 2020

As school districts continue to delude themselves that packing their buildings full of kids is somehow going to happen without dire consequences -- or at the very minimum, rolling lockdowns -- teachers are on the verge of revolt. (Buzzfeed)

While Meghan McCain was railing against "cancel culture" on The View, her husband's website was literally trying to get The Baby Sitters Club cancelled. (Wonkette)

Really looking forward to hearing crickets from the pro-life crowd now that 85 infants in Texas have tested positive for COVID-19. Remember, once you're born, f*ck you! (CNN)

Wow.

Would somebody explain to me how this doesn't amount to first-degree murder at this point? https://t.co/D62GijMsBZ

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 18, 2020

August Alsina just dropped a new track about Jada Pinkett Smith. Oh good. (Jezebel)

If you feel now's a little too soon to unpack Kelly Preston being a "hardcore" Scientologist, maybe don't click this one. It's there when you're ready. (The Daily Beast)

Retailers are making a big show about enforcing mask use in their stores, but it all means jackshit if they're still leaving Karen-size holes in those policies and leaving underpaid employees to deal with the fallout. (Vice)

For the UnCannon square in the CBR12 Book Bingo Reading Challenge, narfna was delighted to review N.K. Jemisin's The City We Became. "It tickles me to place a piece of urban fantasy (a looked down upon genre) that is heavily anti-racist, and goes after H.P. Lovecraft so hard, written by a black woman, on this square." Which books would you suggest to augment the literary canon? (Cannonball Read 12)

Just some spot-on celebrity impression work for your feed: #JKRowling #CancelCulture #freespeech #terfwars #harpers pic.twitter.com/VbSOibWj0d

— 😷Mary-Alice Farina 😷 (@mafalicious) July 10, 2020