90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Recap: Don't Speak to Kalani That Way

July 13, 2020

After last week's 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? featured Asuelu's verbal abuse of Kalani, it was time for consequences.

To the delight of many viewers, Kalani's father managed to be both righteously furious with his son-in-law yet respectfully restrained in his response.

But Kalani isn't the only one whose husband is speaking to her in unacceptable ways.

In Moldova, Andrei's abysmal behavior is worse, not better, in front of his friends and family.

Paul is disappointing both his wife and mother. At the same time, Colt is full on making out in front of his mother.

Larissa just dodged a bullet and is in the mood to date again.

And Tania and Syngin are starting to realize that not being "soulmates" is the least of their problems.

1. Where is Asuelu?

Low faagata where is asuelu
Kalani sits down with her family, including her dad, for a mouth-watering breakfast (it's been years since I've eaten a breakfast like that). This is when Low, her father, asks where her husband could possibly be. Did he know the answer already? Probably. But any forewarning that he may have gotten from his wife about his son-in-law's behavior did not make this any less entertaining to watch.

2. Asuelu went into the room with the baby after coming back

Low faagata what do you mean coming back
Kalani left in a huff the day before, then sent Kalani multiple FAKE locations for her to pick him up, leaving her driving in circles for his own amusement, before he finally got into the car and came back with her. So it was time to relay his childish clownery to Low.

3. Kalani tells her dad what's up

Kalani faagata asuelu called me the b word and everything
She has tried sorting things out with Asuelu. Some spouses might have lied to their families to make their husband seem nicer than he is, but Kalani knows that the truth is the best option -- especially since her mom witnessed all of Asuelu's abhorrent behavior herself.

4. In case you need a refresher

Asuelu pulaa lying bitch
The show flashed back to Asuelu calling Kalani a "lying bitch." By the way, if your spouse ever calls you that in all seriousness, you are 100% justified in divorcing them. Don't let anyone ever talk to you how Asuelu is speaking to Kalani.

5. Asuelu couldn't stop

Asuelu pulaa the sound of your voice is so bleeping annoying
(Yes he could, but he chose not to) "The sound of your voice is so f--king annoying," he grunted resentfully at Kalani in the same car as her mother. That is not an acceptable way for one human being to speak to another.

6. Asuelu insisted that it was fine

Asuelu pulaa its my wife i can talk however i want
"It's my wife, I can talk to her however I want" ... he absolutely cannot.
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