Another day, another serving of insanity seemingly scripted by a group of primates smashing away at a keyboard while snorting enough cocaine to give the entire East Coast a very white Christmas. President Big Boy penned his very own notes in ALL-CAPS and permanent marker, reiterating "I WANT NOTHING" remarks he made long after demanding something. It's enough to make you want to start sniffing Pixi Stix just to see what happens when you finally sneeze.

Enter Twitter, taking serious things unseriously since 20-dickety-something. Bless 'em.

You can sing the presidental talking points to the tune of Frere Jacques. Try it. It's fun.

I want nothing
I want nothing
I want no
Quid pro quo

Tell Volodymyr Zellinsky
I will do the right thing

Final word,
Final word.

— Scott Peters (@ScottPetersSD) November 20, 2019

I fed the first part of Trump's I WANT NOTHING note into @OpenAI's Neural Network on https://t.co/SlTLJPJh3z and the computer did the rest pic.twitter.com/fS43ZLoEoY

— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) November 20, 2019

I WANT NOTHING! pic.twitter.com/ohuLXabEaW

— Trumpy Trumpy (parody) (@outofcontroljb) November 20, 2019

Trump aide: Tell them you want nothing.

Trump: I want something?

Aide: No, you want nothing. Tell them you want nothing.

Trump: Wait, what should I say?

Aide: Say, "I want nothing."

Trump: I want ... what again?

Aide: Never mind, I'll write it down for you ... Sir. pic.twitter.com/hfOjQuWKEY

— Kaili Joy Gray (@KailiJoy) November 20, 2019

WHICH "I WANT NOTHING" IS MORE CONVINCING--THE FIRST OR THE SECOND? pic.twitter.com/PWmm8idwC2

— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) November 20, 2019

I WANT NOTHING - Sharpie should capitalize on this - "to remind you what you need to say when facing an impeachment inquiry" Sharpie - let us do the talking :) pic.twitter.com/0OGmpJK09h

— Ajay Kaul (@ajaykaul10) November 20, 2019

Is your teen texting about impeachment?

QPQ: quid pro quo
EWITL: everyone was in the loop
WTFR: what the f*ck, republicans?
VZOU: Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine
IWN: I want nothing
PNP: President Nancy Pelosi

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) November 20, 2019

This needs a guitar riff, Make America Punk Again

I want nothing
I want no quid pro quo
I want nothing
I need a favor tho
I want nothing
The Biden's gotta go
Come on, do the right thing
Cuz I just wanna be king pic.twitter.com/Ap7RWxwQfp

— Miss Gamine Ⓥ 🏳️‍🌈 (@MissGamine) November 20, 2019

just in case you were wondering how this is playing on the f train

— Greg Pak (@gregpak) November 20, 2019

I WANT NOTHING! I WANT NOTHING!!#PresidentSupervillain pic.twitter.com/C8LfEkEjti

— President Supervillain (@PresVillain) November 20, 2019

Of course, a lot of the hashtags are connected to Tweets where people dismiss the entire impeachment proceedings due to this whole "I WANT NOTHING" interaction, completely ignoring the previous transcripts of discussions where the President did indeed want something.

Quid pro quo, America. The lambs are still screaming.