Since co-starring in Spider-Man: Far From Home, Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal have been flaunting a bromance that's often bordered on queerbaiting. Their chemistry is undeniable and vaguely flirtatious. One posts a topless shot with some heavy breathing, then dares the other to do the same. This is good news for fans (shipping or not) because it means thirst traps times two!

Neither is openly pan, bi, or gay. Yet they know the fans love this back-and-forth, which is why they teases us with posts like these:

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Forget the Biebers... We're getting married ❤️💍

A post shared by Jake Gyllenhaal (@jakegyllenhaal) on Oct 12, 2019 at 6:42pm PDT

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Missing my husband

A post shared by Tom Holland (@tomholland2013) on Apr 14, 2020 at 11:13am PDT

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Thanks homie!#husbandgoals Repost from @tomholland2013 • He's the Mysterio to my Spider-man. Happy birthday mate. #husbandgoals

A post shared by Jake Gyllenhaal (@jakegyllenhaal) on Dec 19, 2019 at 4:04pm PST

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Caption this. The winner gets a weekend away with @jakegyllenhaal

A post shared by Tom Holland (@tomholland2013) on Jul 9, 2020 at 4:36am PDT

This past weekend, Gyllenhaal's Instagram story featured a text message exchange between himself and Holland. It's strange and yet revealing.

The above image is a photoshop of the couple's pic that Holland posted (see above) five weeks back. Someone has turned the Spider-Man star into a leek. Why? Your guess is as good as ours. Gyllenhaal has questions too, inquiring why veg Holland needs a watch. But the big reveal here is not that these two text. It's not that they share strange fan art like sweet nothings. It's how Gyllenhaal has Holland listed in his phone. He is T.Bae

Cue the song.