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The Bachelorettes: All 17 Ranked By Relationship Length!

August 07, 2020

If The Bachelorette spoilers are any indication, Clare Crawley will get engaged and bow out of the show early in this season.

She'll be replaced by Tayshia Adams, who will finish the job of doling out the roses in this most bizarre year for the series.

We're hoping for the best for both Clare and Tayshia on their respective journeys, but face it, the odds are not in their favor.

Why do we say that? Isn't it obvious?

This is a dating competition throwing two people together under a pretense that is literally impossible to sustain over time.

Can they transition into real life, establish a new normal and make it work? Sure they can, but often times, they fall short.

Which stars made their true love last?

Which flamed out so hilariously fast you can barely even call it a relationship? And what about those in between?

We have ranked the 17 Bachelorette stars based on who was most successful at finding love during her stint as queen.

See how they stack up from worst to first, and see if this year's TWO stars can succeed where others have failed ...

1. Hannah Brown

Hannah brown picture
Our most recent Bachelorette, Hannah Brown a.k.a. Hannah Beast a.k.a. Alabama Hannah a.k.a. Beast Mode, comes in first, or last, depending on your point of view. Hannah got engaged to Jed Wyatt on The Bachelorette, but that was over by the time we got to the After the Final Rose special, at which point she asked out runner-up Tyler Cameron. (That short-lived romance fizzled also.) Hopefully Clare can clear this very low bar.

2. Jen Schefft

Jen schefft
Bachelorette Jen Schefft broke up with winner Jerry Ferris on the After the Rose special because she just "wasn't feeling it." Not even making it to the day after the finale? As we saw with Hannah Brown, Jen set a low bar set for everyone else at least.

3. Clare Crawley

Clare crawley the bachelorette
Clare Crawley's journey hasn't even aired yet, but she's reportedly found love with Dale Moss - and besides, even if The Bachelorette's 2020 season ends in shambles, you can't flame out harder than Jen or Hannah B., so she's already ahead two spots in these rankings!

4. Tayshia Adams

Tayshia photo
Like Clare, we can't put Tayshia Adams any higher on this list since her journey hasn't unfolded on ABC yet - but she also can't possibly mess it up harder than Hannah or Jen, so hey. It's a low bar. Also, she already got the weird John Paul Jones thing outta the way in Paradise, so hopefully she'll make better life decisions this time around.

5. Emily Maynard

Emily maynard bachelorette photo
Emily Maynard and Jef Holm broke up just a few months after his proposal in 2012. He was never the right guy anyway. Should've picked Sean Lowe. Not that she or Sean (who is happily married to Catherine Giudici, who he met on The Bachelor) are overthinking it right now. Sean and Catherine are about as happy as a couple can be, while Emily has since married and had a bunch of kids with Tyler Johnson.

6. Andi Dorfman

Andi dorfman and josh murray on the bachelorette
Andi Dorfman found love with Josh Murray on The Bachelorette, a move that she seemed destined to make from the start despite a lot of red flags. The heart wants what it wants, we suppose ... including breakups. Unfortunately, their engagement ended after only six months or so.
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