Back in my first year of university, I was a recently dumped horny teenager who, after weeks of trying, managed to get a girl back to my dorm room. Now, I would love to tell you it all went peachy, but little did I know, my flatmates can actually unscrewed my peephole and were watching the entire thing. I may have won the battle to bring a girl home first, but I truly lost the war after she stormed out in anger.

Why am I telling you this? Because this is the internet, and that’s what people do.

One group of people who love to reveal their deepest and darkest memories are the folks over on AskReddit, who were recently asked the question, “What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?”.

They say there’s no such sex as bad sex. Well, think again;

Stormdog626:

“Got a new pair of cowboy boots Black Friday shopping and the first day I got to have sex with my slam piece after Thanksgiving break, I bent her over wearing only my new boots. She got sick during and got diarrhea when she came and got it all over me, my d**k, and my new boots.”

seventyteen:

“I’d dated this guy for a few weeks. Then came sex time. We were naked and making out, then I moved to go down on him. His crotch smelled very strong of cologne, and never dealing with it before, I started sucking him. It was cologne, and a lot of it. My mouth was full of it, my eyes & nose started to burn, and I started throwing up. I couldn’t get that taste out of my mouth and off my face for days. It was Drakkar Noir.

Guys, don’t ever f***ing do that.”

Fuckthatkitkat:

“I met a guy on eHarmony. After our second date, we went to his apartment to, basically, get drunk and have sex. He goes down on me and after a few minutes, I end up in excruciating pain. I look down and see blood everywhere. He bit off a piece of my f***ing vagina.”

Side note, as a guy who once dated a girl with braces, I know that fear all too well…

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