We'll take Obama presidenting any way we can get him. - (The Root)

Comrade...Britney?! (The Week)

Gigi Hadid posted a random photo album and I want to see more of the pony and the tiny goats! I would watch a whole show about them. - (Lainey)

This video of Michelle Kwan rollerblading in an empty parking lot is the aloe vera for my soul today. (Instagram)

Lying POS

NEW: Jerry Falwell strongly implied to local officials that Liberty University would stay closed. Then he reopened it, and made it sound like he had the local government's support. (He didn't.) https://t.co/s3LQCHDt4T

— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) March 24, 2020

Here's Christopher Meloni in a kilt. That's it. That's the link. - (Dlisted)

How many of you in quarantine have gotten so bored that you've contemplated a drastic hairstyle change? Scott Evans decided to shave his hair. His brother, Captain goddamn America, helped him fix the spots he missed. (Just Jared)

I mean, with how our culture has oversized celebrations (baby showers, bridal showers, gender reveals, bachelorette parties, divorce parties, etc.) this surprises me not at all: Women Are Turning Their 40th-Birthday Parties Into Wedding-Level Extravaganzas. (Glamour)

This adorable security guard at the Cowboy Museum was put in charge of their Twitter account and it's really very cute. - (BP)

How bookshops are helping with isolation. (BBC)

This whole virus situation might finally rid us of the Influencers and well, I mean, I guess we can look at that as a silver lining? - (Celebitchy)

30 Years Later, Pretty Woman Is So Much More Than A Guilty Pleasure. (Refinery29)

It seems so very weird to have March without March Madness. I NEED A BRACKET SO I CAN YELL ABOUT MY BUSTED BRACKET! Shhhhh, it's ok, poppets! We may not have the NCAA but we still have FUG MADNESS! - (GFY)

I think this link might be very helpful to a lot of us right now: The 5 Canned-Food Recipes I Recommend to Everyone I Know. (Man Repeller)

This is a great article that Mrs. Pajiba Hyphenate shared on Facebook and I just straight up stole it from her. "That Discomfort You're Feeling Is Grief." - (HBR)

"Florida requested a cache of emergency supplies from the federal government...Three days later, the state got everything it wanted." I WONDER WHY. /s (ProPublica)

Blauracke thinks that Mark Blyth's Austerity: The History of a Dangerous Idea is an important book to read. "Blyth argues that austerity is a dangerous idea for several reasons but the one that should interest anyone who cares about an economy that is required to be of benefit to everyone is this one: It relies on the poor paying for the mistakes of the rich." Does this seem like a good time to cut government funding for social services?  (Cannonball Read 12)

Daily reminder to wash your hands!

Wash hand style in covid-19 time! from r/funny