Larry David is urging all the “idiots” in California ignoring the state’s stay-at-home order to take advantage of a “once in a lifetime opportunity” to sit at home and watch TV.

The 72-year-old “Curb Your Enthusiasm” creator delivered the advice in a public service announcement released through the California governor’s office Tuesday.

“I basically want to address the idiots out there, and you know who you are, you’re going out,” says David, “you’re socializing too close, it’s not good.”

“You’re hurting old people like me,” the Brooklyn native says, before clarifying, “well not me, I have nothing to do with you, I’ll never see you.”

David notes the state public health order aimed at curbing the spread of coronavirus has presented a golden opportunity to lounge on the couch and watch some tube.

“I mean, I don’t know how you’re passing that up,” he says in the message, which the governor’s office tweeted out.

“Well, maybe because you’re not that bright,” David says, drawing his own conclusion.

“But, here it is — go home! Watch TV! That’s my advice to you.”

Irina Shayk has been “hanging out” with Vito Schnabel during the coronavirus pandemic, a source told Page Six.

The supermodel ex of Bradley Cooper and the hot art dealer were photographed on a walk, heading into his apartment as the city remains locked down.

“I have heard rumblings about it, that they are hanging out,” said a source. But the insider added it’s not clear if the relationship is romantic. “It’s like Noah’s Ark right now. People want to be paired up,” the source said. Shayk’s apartment in the West Village is just a block away from Schnabel’s fancy digs.

Vito, the son of artist Julian Schnabel, is no stranger to dating high-profile women, having famously been in liaisons with Heidi Klum, Amber Heard, Demi Moore, Liv Tyler and Elle Macpherson.

Shayk split from Cooper last year. The pair were together for four years and share a daughter. The model previously told British Vogue of that relationship: “Two great people don’t have to make a good couple.” Reps did not immediately get back to us.

Melissa Rivers says she feels “hurt” by the producers of “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” —the Amazon series based in part on the career of her famous comedian mother, Joan Rivers.

“I’ve never watched the show, and there’s a particular reason … I know it’s based on my mom and Phyllis Diller, a lot of these different women,” she told Dax Holt and Adam Glyn on their podcast, “Hollywood Raw.”

“It was still so soon after my mom’s death and so raw to me. I would have loved more than anything an e-mail just saying, ‘Hey, your mom was one of the inspirations for this. We hope you love watching the show.’ ” But Rivers said she “never heard a single word from anyone” involved in making the series.

“I guess ‘hurtful’ is the word — that they never even just said [anything],” she said. But she added that she did send “Maisel” actor Jane Lynch flowers and a thank-you note when she won an Emmy for her role in the show. “Because she actually acknowledged my mom,” Rivers said.

Now that America has binged Netflix’s “Tiger King” and made up its mind about the show’s wild characters, the director of the hit gives Page Six his verdict on his subjects.

While famous fan Cardi B has said she thinks Joe Exotic — the gun-toting tiger breeder who’s currently serving 22 years for murder-for-hire and violations of the Endangered Species Act — should be freed from prison, codirector Eric Goode told us, “I think Joe was a bad guy, [but] he’s a human being and there are parts of Joe I empathize with.”

While Goode says that he doesn’t think Exotic should have gotten such a hefty sentence, he added, “Should he be sprung from jail at this time? I don’t think so.” But “sometimes our criminal justice system is about punishing people and not reforming people.”

Meanwhile, Goode told us he’d like a chance to talk things over with Exotic’s nemesis and fellow exotic-animal owner, Carole Baskin.

After the series was released, she and her husband, Howard, said the filmmakers are “devoid of integrity” and “not interested in the truth.”

“I would like to speak with them,” Goode said. “I feel that Carole, out of all these people, at least had the right message: to stop breeding and exploiting these cats for monetary gain.”

But he said that he worries Carole — who calls herself a big-cat rescuer, but also keeps lions and tigers in cages — isn’t being fair to the animals. “Sometimes you wonder whether or not one should humanely euthanize these cats instead of [letting them] suffer in cages,” he said. “I posed the question to Carole: Is it fair to keep these tigers in cages? These animals pace neurotically. I know she means well, but I wonder if it’s really the right thing to do.”

He also said, “We wondered — and there were a lot of questions that arose when we interviewed her — [about] her lack of intellectual curiosity about these animals … She has never traveled to see these animals in the wild … It felt very much like she just wanted to live with a bunch of big cats.”

The heirs of Henry Ford II have a secret celebrity supporter in their battle to force an allegedly abusive caregiver to give up control of their mother’s life — “Real Housewives of New York City” star Luann de Lesseps.

Page Six first reported that Deborah DuRoss Guibord and Kimberly DuRoss had lost their legal battle to take back control of Kathleen DuRoss Ford’s affairs from Frank Chopin, her companion and caregiver. The family claimed that Chopin stopped allowing them to see her. (Chopin vehemently denied to Page Six that he abused Kathleen or that prevented them from seeing her.)

Now de Lesseps — a regular in Palm Beach, Fla., where Kathleen’s family is based — has weighed in. The Bravo star and cabaret singer told Page Six, “I’ve known the family for years and visited [Kathleen at her home] many times, and her children are very dear to me. I’m heartbroken upon hearing the news that they cannot see their ailing mother.”

Last week, we reported that a Palm Beach judge refused the sisters’ plea to have their mother’s power of attorney transferred from Chopin to one of the sisters. De Lesseps said she believes the “judicial system has failed” and called the situation “essentially a case of elder abuse.”

Chopin told us that — far from having abused Kathleen — the judge ruled she’d likely have died by now had it not been for the excellent care he had provided. He claimed to us that the family had rarely wanted to see Kathleen “unless they wanted something.” The family denies that claim.

In what could be a trend for upcoming awards shows, the Lucille Lortel Awards, which honor off-Broadway shows, will become an online event, May 3.

Broadway went dark March 12, and the Tony Awards, usually in June, have been postponed.

Lortel Awards nominations will be unveiled April 14, and shows that opened after Feb. 16 will be given the option of being considered part of the 2021 season.

Some New York burger mavens once had to wait outside for an hour or more to pick up food from Shake Shack — now they don’t even have to put their shoes on.

The burger joint — which famously had a queue that snaked all around Madison Square Park when it only had one location — announced on Tuesday that it’ll now mail customers eight patties, with buns, cheese and its special sauce, for $49.

The packs are available on the Web site Goldbelly, a service that ships gourmet food nationwide.

Page Six reported that Hollywood haunt Craig’s has seen an uptick in sales of its famed chocolate pizzas, which are also available on Goldbelly, as foodies continue to self-isolate.

The Friars has had not-so-great publicity lately. Therefore, this longtime showbiz club no longer seems as collegial as that word “friars.”

When bad arithmetic got attached to their bookkeeping, the feds moved in and the members moved off. Crowds no longer came to their big-name roasts and big names no longer came to be roasted. Next, news that their clubhouse — called the Monastery — had a flood.

They’ve since received insurance money from that January water main break, which flooded the clubhouse.

Now there’s chat about maybe receiving a loan to rebuild. And yet … the almighty, all-functioning Ear hears debts are not being handled. It also hears vendors so far have not been repaid.

About a month ago, the Friars announced via Facebook that a famous big-name roast is about to be announced. No further announcements about that announcement have so far been announced.

They’ve now posted a new notice that the clubhouse is closed due to CV. Really? Members understood the clubhouse has long been closed because of the feds.

They’ve gone to pot

Listen, feed may be limited but weed not. Some folks are getting high on cannabis. At home. Medical marijuana dispensary Etain Health has multiple outposts. East 39th is their city location.

Cardi B’s husband Offset has been known to roll blunts at home in Atlanta. Miley Cyrus does yoga — even maybe while under the influence — in LA. Seth Rogen said he’s watched movies while getting happy on pot in Vancouver.

Chelsea Handler’s reportedly handled joints in her bedroom in Bel Air. She’s even said to be developing her own cannabis line. Etain delivers. Medical marijuana dispensaries, officially considered a “necessary business” like pharmacies and supermarkets, remain open. They’ll bring the order to your front door.

Laws are wonderful — a struggle to get food to take in, but easy to get stoned on takeout.

Vegging out

Geraldine Page, the late stage and screen star, once worked her way through “Mastering the Art of French Cooking” between acting gigs. Angelica Page is her daughter. Tana Burkhardt’s her granddaughter. They live on opposite coasts but, loving plant-based meals, they’re doing something called @imaginalkitchen.

Just letting you know, should you have some wild craving for a turnip- based souffle.

Humor heals

Endless humor, to keep from crying, while dealing with CV continues. Like the masked bandit pointing a gun at a terrified couple. Underneath reads the punchline: “Quick … hand over your toilet paper.”

Like the guy who says that after 15 days of quarantine, his wife is standing by the window in tears. “Breaks my heart to see her like this. I thought hard about how to cheer her up. Even considered letting her in — but rules are rules.”

Lockdown lingo

The word “quarantine” emanates from the Italian. In the 14th century, a ship from China came into Genoa, Italy, carrying the bubonic plague. It killed millions in Europe. To halt it, the city of Venice ordered foreign ships remain at anchor 40 days before coming ashore. Other ports followed suit. In Italian that’s quaranta giorni.

Fledgling America’s first quarantine was 1721. Boston. Smallpox. Sailors were sealed off on an island. Another in Philadelphia in 1793 for yellow fever. Road blocks, patrols kept people indoors. The mayor passed out food to the sick.

Foot doc Rock Positano, who’s handled almost every known metatarsal, sent shut-ins his book “Dinner With DiMaggio: Memories of an American Hero,” which he wrote with John Positano with Francis Ford Coppola’s foreword. Wildly appreciated was the included bottle of wine.

Only in New York, kids, only in New York.

ABC has made the decision to shelve its planned “The Bachelor Summer Games” spinoff, Variety has confirmed, as the coronavirus pandemic continues to disrupt the entertainment industry.

The prospective series, which had yet to be officially announced, was slated to air during the Olympics this summer, however, news of the show being scrapped for the time being comes as no surprise given that the Tokyo games were postponed until 2021 less then a week ago. It is still unclear as to whether “Summer Games” will follow a similar path to the international sporting event and also push to next year.

“Summer Games” was supposed to be a follow-up of sorts to the 2018 “Bachelor” spinoff “The Bachelor: Winter Games,” which aired its four episodes during that year’s Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, South Korea. That series brought together “Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” contestants from around the world to a luxurious winter resort, where they went head-to-head in winter-themed athletic challenges, including the toughest sport of all – love.

The prospective show isn’t the only one in “The Bachelor” franchise to be affected by coronavirus. The new season of “The Bachelorette,” starring franchise alum Clare Crawley, was about to head into production right when the outbreak hit Hollywood. Although the cast of contestants had been announced, sources tell Variety filming on the new season had not begun yet. Originally slated to premiere in May, production on “The Bachelorette” has been indefinitely halted, and insiders say, at this time, there is no update on when production may resume — although, given President Trump’s social distancing extension through the end of April nationwide, a May premiere appears to be impossible. ABC and Warner Bros. Television have not commented on the status of the upcoming season.

Elizabeth Wagmeister contributed to this report

Fountains of Wayne co-frontman Adam Schlesinger is hospitalized and on a ventilator after contracting coronavirus, according to reports.

It was initially reported that 52-year-old Emmy and Grammy winner, who is also a founding member of the indie pop bands Ivy and Tinted Windows, was in a medically-induced coma after contracting the potentially deadly bug, but Schlesinger’s longtime lawyer denied that.

“He’s very sick and is heavily sedated, as are all people on ventilators, but no one has used the word ‘coma’ to me,” attorney Josh Grier told Variety.

Schlesinger has been in a hospital upstate for more than a week and is receiving great medical care, Grier told the news outlet.

An early Tuesday tweet from an Ivy fan account claimed that Schlesinger had been on a ventilator for two weeks and was in a medically-induced coma.

“Sad news friends,” the tweet read. “Adam Schlesinger who is 52 year old from Ivy and the Fountains of Wayne has been on a ventilator for 2 weeks (and is in a medical induced coma) because of COVID-19.”

“We send our prayers to him, his family and doctors,” the tweet added.

Schlesinger has three Emmys under his belt and a Grammy. He was nominated for an Oscar in 1997 for the title track in the 1996 flick “That Thing You Do!,” which Tom Hanks directed and starred in.

Schlesinger, a Big Apple native, wrote Fountains of Wayne’s most famed song, “Stacy’s Mom,” with band lead vocalist Chris Collingwood.

The hit song was released in 2003 and reached No. 21 on the Billboard Hot 100.

Prince William is itching to return to work as an air ambulance pilot to help on the frontlines of the coronavirus crisis, according to a report.

The 37-year-old royal spent two years flying medics to emergencies before stepping down in 2017 — and has been “seriously considering returning” during the current pandemic, a source told The Sun.

“He knows the whole country is doing its bit and he wants to help,” the source said. “William is very keen to do anything he can.”

William and his family are currently staying in Anmer Hall in Norfolk — where he was living when he flew the air ambulance. “He’s in the right place now if he wants to do it,” the source noted.

However, William’s desires could be thwarted because he is one of the few remaining senior royals left performing official duties, The Sun said.

“He was originally grounded from the job so that he could become a senior working royal,” the source told the UK paper. “That role is even more important now given that Charles has been ill, Harry has walked away with Meghan and Andrew has been effectively barred from public life.”

William became patron of the London Air Ambulance Charity earlier this month — and London Ambulance Service boss Garrett Emmerson told The Sun, “I know he would be welcome [with the service] any time.”

No gym, no tan, no laundry.

“Jersey Shore” star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, 37, is working with Garden State officials to urge people to stay home during the coronavirus pandemic.

“This message is for the people, by the people: We got a situation,” he said in the clip, posted Monday.

“New Jersey is tough,” the reality TV star said. “We love to party and we love even harder. But the time for parties is over.”

“In fact, some of us are prolonging this pandemic by not following simple guidelines,” added Sorrentino, wearing a black T-shirt and backwards cap. “Be smart and do your part to flatten the curve. Stay home, be positive, and practice social distancing. The comeback is always greater than the setback.”

“We got this, New Jersey,” he signed off.

Since its posting, the tweet racked up 1,700 likes and 529 retweets.

“That was amazing, please stay home so we can fist pump at the bars again soon!” commenter Veronica Elizabeth wrote.

But others said the state should’ve picked a better mouthpiece.

“ANYONE BUT THIS DOOFUS!” Bill Gannon wrote. “Come on @NJGov you can do better.”

“I’m just not a big fan of taking advice from criminals,” user @MomsThoughts wrote. “I’ll stick with scientists and healthcare providers. We have REALLY good scientists and healthcare providers in NJ.”

Back in September, “The Situation” Sorrentino was released from the Otisville Federal Correctional Institution in upstate New York, where he was serving an eight-month sentence for tax evasion.

In an executive order that went into effect earlier this month, Gov. Phil Murphy prohibited any parties, celebrations and other social events amid the COVID-19 outbreak — and ordered residents not to leave their homes unless absolutely necessary.

Murphy said Monday that more than 16,000 coronavirus cases and nearly 200 deaths had been reported in the state.

Savannah Guthrie returned to the “Today” show studio Tuesday after almost two weeks working from home after a coronavirus scare.

“This is studio 1A — I haven’t been here in a while!” the 48-year-old host said as she opened NBC’s breakfast show having been given the all-clear after self-isolating with “a little sore throat” and “some sniffles.”

“It feels good to be in the same room,” she told co-host Hoda Kotb. “I wish we were closer like we used to snuggle up,” she said, noting the gap between them because of social-distancing guidelines.

Guthrie had earlier joked on “Today in New York” that the hardest part was having to squeeze herself into a tight dress compared to the cozy attire she could wear while broadcasting from her basement.

“You know how hard it was to not put on sweatpants this morning?” she asked, joking that as she got dressed she wondered, “Is it going to zip up or is it not after two weeks of elastic pants?”

Multimillionaire Pharrell Williams gets slammed for asking people to donate to hospitals.

Drake’s all in his feelings about his family, and shares the first photos of his son. And Mark Wahlberg and Mario Lopez are bro-ing out at the gym while we’re quarantined with our Goya-can weights.

Here’s a closer look at today’s stories:

Pharrell Williams blasted for asking fans to donate to hospitals

Pharrell Williams was hit with a backlash after asking his fans to donate to hospitals amid the coronavirus pandemic this week.

He told his more than 12 million followers, “Hospitals are running low on masks, gowns, and other critical items. We need to replenish their supplies. Take action, make a donation, and ask others to join the fight. We’re in this together. Let’s protect the responders on the frontlines.”

But fans clapped back with responses pointing out his wealth — said to be as high as $150 million — amid increasing unemployment.

“Imagine asking the people who most likely are being laid off right now, to donate while you could just get your fellow celebs to raise money,” said one Twitter user.

Another wrote, “So lemme get this straight. You are asking the millions of Americans who may not have a job right now to donate?! You’re asking people who have an avg HOUSEHOLD income of less than $55,000 to donate?”

Noting that his enormous Beverly Hills house is up for sale for $17 million, another wrote, “You literally live in a community college spending Kelis Milkshake royalty checks on Uber eats and you’re asking US TO DONATE!?!?”

Drake shares photos of son Adonis for first time: ‘Miss my beautiful family’

Drake has shared photos of his son Adonis for the first time.

The 33-year-old rapper posted the pictures of his blond-haired, blue-eyed son on Instagram early Monday alongside a lengthy caption telling followers to “connect” to their “inner light.” It was first reported in 2018 that Drake had secretly fathered a child with ex-porn star Sophie Brussaux.

“What is most important for you right now is to connect to your own inner light. This will create the biggest opening of all,” Drake wrote in his new Instagram post. “Trust that you have all of the power within to make this happen, and in order to do that connect to the people and things that bring you a lot of joy.

Drake also included photos of his own parents and a photo of himself with Adonis and Adonis’ mother.

“When the mind starts to move into overthinking or fear, shift your attention right away to something bright. It doesn’t matter what has happened in the past or what is happening around us now,” Drake continued, perhaps alluding to the fact that he first concealed the fact that he had a son, “you can always make the choice to break free of the wheel of suffering and panic and open up to your own light.”

The “God’s Plan” performer encouraged everyone to be conscious of “fears coming in from others” and remember to ask for support if they’re ever feeling alone.

“I love and miss my beautiful family and friends and I can’t wait for the joyful day when we are all able to reunite,” Drake, who previously tested negative for coronavirus, ended his essay. “Until then please keep your lights on.”

Mark Wahlberg, Mario Lopez slammed for joint workout after urging coronavirus isolation

Mark Wahlberg and Mario Lopez joined the long list of celebrities who have spoken out in recent weeks, urging fans to stay at home and self-isolate as a means to stop the spread of the coronavirus.

But the “Spenser Confidential” actor and “Access Hollywood” host were quickly accused of hypocrisy after they each posted clips from a joint workout at a gym in Los Angeles while thousands of their viewers remained under quarantine at home.

In a video posted to Instagram on Thursday, Lopez filmed himself and Wahlberg inside an F45 training facility while touting the workout as one anyone can do in their apartments or backyards without equipment.

“Everyone’s pretty much been cooped up in their home for the last couple of weeks. I think now more than ever since we don’t know when this is going to end, we need to stay active, not just for your physical health but for your mental health,” Lopez said in the video.

“That gazelle right there? My boy, Mark, we’re staying six feet away. This place we’re at right now we have completely to ourselves. It is sanitized, disinfected, we did a heck of a workout F45 style. Homie brought me the batting gloves. We’re good to go.”

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Talk about something blue.

Porn streaming service and “casual dating” site Adult FriendFinder is stepping in to help couples whose wedding plans have been wrecked by the coronavirus pandemic.

While its camming platform usually allows sex performers to broadcast live, the site says it’s adapting so that betrothed couples can broadcast their nuptials to their social-distancing loved ones.

We’re told that lovebirds can choose between a private video channel that’s only accessible to invited guests — or a video channel that would allow the general public to celebrate their big day with them. It’s just the latest adult site to pitch in. Pornhub and CamSoda are both finding ways to help during the pandemic.

The Coronavirus movie delays are now reaching all the way into July. According to Variety, a bunch of Sony movies just got the big shove. This is their way of saying we probably won’t be getting to theaters until August, if then. I don’t want to think about that, but here I am.

I guess if you want to be an optimist, we will be looking forward to one heck of a 2021. Right now it goes like this: GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE was July 10, but will now come out March 5, 2021. If you were curious about discovering what this movie was even about, you’ll have to just hang in there a bit longer.

MORBIUS, which yes is a real movie that stars Jared Leto, was going to make Scott Wampler very happy on July 31. Now it will have to make Scott Wampler very happy March 19, 2021 instead. All you PETER RABBIT 2: THE RUNAWAY fans have to wait until January 15, 2021, by which time your kids will probably have already aged into vaping and watching MORBIUS - which will have just hit their germ-free VR headsets by then.

2021 films aren’t safe either, especially ones that weren’t very solid to begin with. An unnamed Sony/Marvel movie has been stripped of its October 8, 2021 release date, while the movie that might one day be UNCHARTED has been moved from March 2021 to October 8, 2021. On October 7, though, Earth will probably get hit with world-wide blindness or something. Sorry, UNCHARTED.

It’ll be interesting if theaters actually get the go-ahead to open before this, with no films to show. Get ready for a season of greatest hits on the big screen. And then, of course, there will be the season during which no films come out because no one was filming any for a few months. Time for Wakaliwood to step up to the big stage, if you ask me.