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IT HAPPENED! IT FINALLY HAPPENED! OF THE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF SCANDALS AND LIES THAT DONNY DUMPTRUCK AND HIS RACKETEERING ORGANIZATIONS ARE HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF, TWO OF THEM WERE ABLE TO BE EFFECTIVELY PROSECUTED. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOD, JESUS, THE GREEK PANTHEON, AND THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER FOR HEARING MY FERVENT, NIGHTLY PRAYERS.