Lil Nas X proves Halloween truly is Gay Christmas. (Lainey Gossip)

Megan Fox dragged Brian Austin Green for making her look like an "absent mother" on Instagram. (Dlisted)

Matthew McConaughey's mom used to deliberately call his girlfriends by the wrong name. (Celebitchy)

As if Kim Kardashian's private island fiasco wasn't bad enough, Kendall Jenner is now in some shit after she hosted a huge and very crowded birthday party, which she thought she could keep under wraps by putting up "No Social Media" signs. (Cosmopolitan)

You can see how well that worked:

Ok Kendall Jenner blowing out candles as a masked waiter holds her cake and tries to move out of the way was actually the scariest thing I saw on Halloween pic.twitter.com/o46ri7TJ9W

— Nicholindz Cage (@lolzlindz) November 1, 2020

If Trump loses, thank Black people. If he wins, blame white people. (The Root)

Guy who wanted to kidnap Governor Gretchen Whitmer over COVID orders is now scared of getting COVID in jail. *womp womp* (Wonkette)

The Intercept staffers are spilling the tea on what it's like working with Glenn Greenwald, and surprise, it's like trying to wrangle a transphobic spoiled brat. (Daily Beast)

John Boyega and Disney seem to have patched things up after he correctly read Lucasfilm for filth for doing Finn and Rose dirty. (IndieWire)

The similarities are off the charts... pic.twitter.com/L3pLJJHZfE

— Martina Navratilova (@Martina) November 2, 2020

Years ago, Patton Oswalt shared some hilarious anecdotes about Wesley Snipe's allegedly diva-like attitude on the set of Blade: Trinity. Now, Snipes is refuting those claims and saying most of it didn't happen. As for who to believe? I'll just keep my thoughts to myself, but the power dynamics at the time were 800% in Wesley Snipes' favor. The guy was one of the biggest action stars in the world. (The Guardian)

Wait, there are robot influencers and they make how much? Also, what makes them any different from your run-of-the-mill Kardashian. Is it the emotion chip? I bet it's the emotion chip. (The Cut)

Cannonball Read knows that this year has been a dumpster fire for a lot of people. Books and the Cannonball Read community have been a bright spot. To keep the lights on, Cannonball Read depends on donations. If you are in a position to give, any donation made between now and the end of Giving Tuesday, December 1, will enter you into a prize raffle. What has been the bright spot in your year? (Cannonball Read 12)

So last night while I was writing about Trump abandoning supporters in the cold for the second time in under a week, he was doing it a goddamn THIRD time in Rome, Georgia. Do I have sympathy for any of these people? Nope. Does it terrify me that a political candidate can just dump their ass in a field and they'll still be like, "Yes, that's my strong daddy who I must vote for." Yup.

REPORT: Woman stranded at MAGA rally in Rome, GA still looking for her car pic.twitter.com/8oNI8e9ji9

— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) November 2, 2020