Who better to shake New Yorkers out of their quarantine quagmire before the Zoom Christmas parties begin than Broadway’s go-to drag expert?

We’re told a virtual makeup lesson from “Kinky Boots” star J. Harrison Ghee is among the experiences for sale to benefit the Sing for Hope charity.

Apparently he’ll “reveal his makeup secrets … in [an] entertaining one-hour group or individual lesson.”

You can also pay for “a Broadway or opera star [to] open your Zoom event with a dazzling song performance.”

Renée Fleming and Tituss Burgess are among the celebs offering a private Zoom meeting for $10,000.