Justin Bieber & Hailey Baldwin Might Actually Be the Schadenfreude We Need Right Now

May 05, 2020

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin made a Facebook reality show of their quarantined life, and it might actually be the 2020 version of Jessica Simpon's Newlyweds. -- Wait, did I just say something nice about Justin Bieber? It burns, IT BURNS. (Lainey Gossip)

And Madonna is already hopping on international flights. This should end well. (Dlisted)

Normally, hearing about celebrities making the most of quarantine life is grating, but for some reason I can never find D'Arcy Carden anything but delightful. (Celebitchy)

Damn, John Cena, what did that kid ever do to you?

Roxana has much respect for all the people trying to f*ck right now and provided this handy guide. (GQ)

Chris Christie is out here literally demanding we "sacrifice" people, so naturally, The View ripped him a fourth butthole. (Raw Story)

Do you love Jean Smart and the comedy stylings of Mike Schur? Well, holy shit, do I have some great news for you. (Deadline)

The armed protestors that the President of the United States is actively encouraging are building pipe bombs now. Just FYI. (Esquire)

The always excellent Robyn Pennacchia has an open letter to all the morons who think the pandemic is a secret socialist plot. (Wonkette)

This would explain Andy Lack suddenly resigning from NBC News, alright. (Vulture)

How about we never say the word Rehoboam again? That's my Westworld theory. (CBR)

If you read all the submissions for Pajiba 10 voting, you may have noticed that lone wolf who puts Bob Odenkirk on her list every year. Scootsa1000 has been an Odenkirk fan since The Ben Stiller Show and loved Mr. Show with Bob and Dave. Listening to Odenkirk and friends narrate A Load of Hooey was a return to form: "honestly, most of the short pieces simply read like skits that never made it on to Mr. Show." Are you thinking about your Pajiba 10 list yet? (Cannonball Read 12)

Okay, normally, that's where the dog content is supposed to go, but who among us can argue with a Baby Yoda that you can literally eat with a spoon? Honestly.

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