If you're feeling self-conscious, maybe don't check out how good Brad Pitt is looking during lockdown. If you're feeling horny on main, click click. (Lainey Gossip)

In light of the news that she's getting them removed, Chrissy Teigen had breast implants this whole time? I need to sit down... (Dlisted)

Oscar Isaac wore a Joe Biden hat, so you'll never guess how Twitter reacted. It's gonna be a total shock. (Celebitchy)

Pearl Harbor is so bad, yet Heather can't not watch it. (Go Fug Yourself)

Imagine being the complete ass who did this to Johnny Cash's granddaughter. https://t.co/eZHyNu69ze

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) May 26, 2020

Gabrielle Union is naming names -- *cough* Simon Cowell *cough* -- while detailing what went wrong during her time on America's Got Talent. (The Root)

Tom Cruise's space movie that he's going to make while in actual space has a director. (Atom Insider)

Kayleigh McEnany has voted 11 times by mail in the past 10 years, but yup, it's an assault on democracy, alright. BARB WIRE YOUR MAILBOXES, Y'ALL. (Tampa Bay Times)

Can we wrap plexiglass shields around the seats, too? Not so much for the virus, but so I don't ever have to hear anyone have a conversation during the entire movie. (Metro)

I love @roald_dahl and was delighted to join @TaikaWaititi's reading series of James and the Giant Peach 🍑 -- my first time reading it! My episode with @JoshGad will raise funds for @PIH. Go to https://t.co/L11QMwgyY1 to watch and donate if you can. #TaikaAndFriends pic.twitter.com/e54E0lPRmq

— Lupita Nyong'o (@Lupita_Nyongo) May 27, 2020

Georgia is playing a deadly game with its COVID-19 numbers. (The Jed Report)

Christian singer Jonathan Steingard just dropped the Christian part. More of this, please. A whole lot more. (Variety)

The long, ugly history between Disney and Studio Ghibli. (Polygon)

Bronte1848 read the Pride and Prejudice retelling Pride by Ibi Zoboi with her 8th grade students. "The students who read it enjoyed it and found many items relatable, even though they are reading it in an urban Iowa classroom." What book would you like to read with 12- and 13-year-olds? (Cannonball Read 12)

pls look at what my dad sent me this morning I cannot even😭❣️🐶 pic.twitter.com/QTy5J8uEwZ

— 𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐁𝐘 🦋 (@libpincher) May 19, 2020