Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are officially over to the point where she already has a new man. Damn. (Lainey Gossip)

Ruby Rose just quit CW's Batwoman series, which is pretty significant considering she's, you know, Batwoman. (Deadline)

Mel Gibson made a movie where he's the hero amongst a sea of evil Puerto Ricans. Sounds about white. (Celebitchy)

When isn't Jeremy Renner accusing his ex of stealing money? Honestly. (Dlisted)

And speaking of...

Jeremy Renner looks like a portobello mushroom: An oral history https://t.co/xUmTR9gUTN pic.twitter.com/MiKbTgrhH7

— Jezebel (@Jezebel) May 19, 2020

In light of the Breonna Taylor shooting, Louisville police officers will now be required to wear body cameras as if that's going to magically stop them from being racist and/or accidentally forgetting to turn them on. (The Root)

Colin Farrell talks about his "tasty scenes" in The Batman. (Atom Insider)

Meet the Ultra Karen from Nebraska who's suing every gay person ever. (Intelligencer)

The woman behind Florida's COVID-19 dashboard claims she's been fired for not helping the state artificially lower the number of cases. Nothing terrifying there. (The Daily Beast)

Celebrities: wow for once ppl won't recognize us in public with these face masks

Diane Keaton: pic.twitter.com/fpwxgzqo7N

— Amanda Brooke Perrin (@brookeperrin) May 18, 2020

Relive the time Emily Ratajkowski wore the worst Cannes outfit ever. (Go Fug Yourself)

In case you weren't sure whether we should eat them, the ultra-rich are begging for doctors to perform plastic surgery while on lockdown. (The Cut)

There's actually a chance the Snyder Cut might see the light of day. May God have mercy on us all. (UPROXX)

Jormis was recently reminded of some of his favorite childhood books, the first three books in Susan Cooper's The Dark is Rising series. "I can still remember where the books were: immediately after entering the library, turn immediately left for the children's department, then turn left again and in front of you is the bookshelf where Susan Cooper's books reside." Do you remember being excited to find books at the library? (Cannonball Read 12)