Cats is one of the craziest movies in the history of cinema. If you try to explain the plot to someone, you sound like your sanity has snapped. If you look too long at the ungodly "digital fur technology," your eyes may rebel by gushing blood. And don't even get us started on the butthole cut. But hey, it's hard to deny the whimsy and weirdness of this Andrew Lloyd Webber musical adaptation. If loving Cats is wrong, what's so great about being right?

With this frothy mix of confounded and elated, we present the much-anticipated Cats Honest Trailer. This one's really special. To properly tribute this bonkers film, the Screen Junkies team has gone musical.

"You'll laugh while you cringe as your mind comes unhinged, while you try to make sense out of Cats." Yup. And that's just the beginning.

Cats is now available on digital. For more on Cats, check out Ineffable! A Cats Movie Podcast, where yours truly guests on the premiere episode.