Who knew Patti LuPone was so wild?

When the Broadway legend was asked on “Watch What Happens Live” if she’d ever had crabs, she shot back, “Twice.”

LuPone also revealed that she trashed her “Sunset Boulevard” dressing room when she learned from a gossip column she’d been fired. “I took a floor lamp and used it as batting practice,” she said, then threw it out the window.

She also said she was kicked out of Prince’s Minneapolis club and once trespassed on a military base in Spain.