Are we on the verge of a celebrity baby boom? Because it sure looks like it if you also count "famous" siblings, which I'm not saying I don't. -- But I don't. (Lainey Gossip)

Did you honestly think the Kardashians weren't going to milk the pandemic for all it's worth on the next season of KUWTK? Christ, they're literally teasing that one of them may have caught it, and yes, it makes you a bad person if you cross your fingers and say, "Please be Kim." Even if you whisper it in the garage. (The Cut)

Madonna apparently thinks she's corona-proof now and is even more convinced because her typewriter caught on fire? It's a whole thing. (Dlisted)

I found Meghan McCain's restaurant. pic.twitter.com/lW62wXmBbr

— Joe Berkowitz (@JoeBerkowitz) May 2, 2020

That is totally Ben Affleck in Ana de Armas' birthday photos. The shitty tattoo gives it away, right? (Celebitchy)

Welp, now we know where Karens come from. (The Root)

You can make Star Wars costumes in Animal Crossing? My, uh, kids could probably use the game. To help with their homework. (Atom)

Why would anyone do this when we still have a perfectly good Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito lying around? (The Playlist)

So about your favorite TV shows. I, uh, I wouldn't hold your breath to see new episodes for a while. A long while. (Variety)

For some reason, people are calling this bikini birthday message another "concerning" January Jones post, but this seems pretty innocent. It's not like she used pool noodles to spell "Jason Sudeikis is the father" in the background. -- Or did she? Gimme that magnifying glass. (Instagram)

Quote of the year: "If you expect elementary school children to endure the trauma of active shooter drills for your freedoms, you can wear a mask to Costco."

— Sara Elizabeth Dill / سارة دلل (@SEDLAW15) May 2, 2020

Joe Pantoliano got hit by a car while out on a walk and thankfully survived. But according to his family, he could use some good wishes for the long road ahead, which I swear to God is not a pun. Please don't hurt me. (USA Today)

In this guy's defense, camping out in an abandoned Disney park seems like a pretty baller move until the part where he got arrested. (The AV Club)

They're called murder hornets, but they don't actually murder? WTF? (Mashable)

Never once tell me what's happening in this photo. Never. Once.

#AlexJonesEatsAss pic.twitter.com/dvnfKAMIF8

— Kaitlin Bennett (@KaitMarieox) May 2, 2020

JenK picked up Lyssa Kay Adams' The Bromance Book Club after seeing a lot of recommendations. She typically finds the first book in a series the weakest, "while I liked the novel and it was a fun read that had some emotional depths, I was more interested in some of the side characters than the main couple." Are you willing to continue reading a series if the side characters are interesting? (Cannonball Read 12)