Well, you can’t say that sentient red flag Jordan Peterson isn’t committed. When others would bow out from public discourse or get some much-needed therapy, Peterson soldiers on, determined to be the most pwned man on the internet. After being roundly roasted for mocking a supermodel’s weight and for making headlines as a less charismatic Red Skull, Peterson continues on his self-victimization tour. Because what is war, starvation, and a global pandemic compared to the wounds of a white man being savagely mocked on the internet? Will no one think of the misogynist, transphobic racists and their freedom to spew filth online? The way Peterson talks about a Twitter suspension, you would think he was being strung up in a modern-day crucifixion. And for someone so obsessed with “men being men”, Peterson is one whiny little bitch. Imagine looking up to that as a paragon as masculinity? Oof magoof.

Peterson’s latest one-man culture war concerns a recent Twitter suspension after he sent a nasty tweet deadnaming and misgendering trans actor Elliot Page. After his suspension, Peterson claimed he would “rather die” than delete the tweet, saying, “There are no rules on Twitter except don’t do what we don’t like today. They are always applied post hoc by algorithms and idiots bent on maintaining their woke superiority.”