Yeah, that’s right, I’m bringing the Zodiac trend to Shark Week and you literally can’t stop me. Knock knock, who’s there? IT’S SHARK WEEK, BABY.

While I might be the only one who cares, I can’t help but love this sacred holiday. My beloved Shark Week. One of the most innocent, low-risk, high-reward times of the years. You think you’re above sharks? Geographically you might be, but spiritually? Emotionally? Physically?