Angelina Pivarnick: My Ex-Husband and Castmates Are Trying to Destroy Me!
Angelina Pivarnick lives a life of constant conflict and turmoil.
It must be wildly stressful for her, but it’s great for Jersey Shore fans!
At this point, Angelina is basically providing 100 percent of the show’s drama, allowing her castmates to sort of just hang out and chime in with some occasional comic relief.
It’s a pretty sweet gig for Snooki and company — no wonder they don’t want MTV messing with the franchise!
Anyway, last night’s episode of Shore featured more of Angelina locking horns with pretty much every person in her life.
Her ex-husband, Chris Larangeira, was still at the top of her sh-t list, but her longtime castmates weren’t far behind.
In fact, at this point, it seems there’s really only one person in Angelina’s corner — thankfully, He has the power to smite her enemies if she asks nicely enough.
“The roommates are coming for me, my husband’s trying to throw dirt on my name. I feel like I need God in my life,” Angeliners said before paying a visit to the priest who officiated her wedding.
During the meeting, Angelina revealed that she still wears her wedding ring, despite the fact that she and Chris were estranged and headed for divorce at the time that the episode was filmed.
“I take it off sometimes, but most of the time I wear it,” she explained, adding, “I don’t l know, I just feel more comfortable with it on.”
Before leaving the church, Angelina flirted with the idea of dating a priest before deciding that the place would probably go “up in flames” if it ever happened.
She might be onto something there.
The rest of the cast was in El Paso this week, but that didn’t stop Angelina from beefing with them in cattle country.
At one point, Pivarnick FaceTimed Pauly D to wish him luck on his upcoming gig, and she flipped when Mike Sorrentino appeared on screen.
“Get off the phone … I’m mad at you … shut up, dick!” Angelina exclaimed, in the calm, level-headed fashion for which she’s known.
“She wants beef with Old Situation, kid,” Mike complained to the group. “I don’t know and I felt a little disrespected when she did that, ‘Get off the phone,’ like who is you?”
Now, the Sitch is pretending that he can’t imagine why Angelina might be mad at him, but he’s spent most of the season exposing her lies.
“I don’t know why she’d be mad at Mike except maybe the fact Mike was talking to the boyfriends … and husbands and side-pieces and ex-boyfriends and ex-husbands,” Pauly joked.
“Dude called me, people sent me receipts, whatever it is, I didn’t seek any of this out,” Mike in his own defense.
“It’s not my mess or my stress, but I’m kinda pissed off right now. I was trying to be nice … she’s always got a problem with somebody.”
As for Angelina, she’s sticking to her promise not to comment on the events of this season on social media.
Instead, she posted the photo above on Instagram last night, with a caption reading:
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“It’s not that I need you. It’s that I cannot live without your [red heart emoji] #happiness #nodownfalls #smiling #inagoodplace”
We’re not sure what that message means, or for whom it’s intended.
But since this is Angelina we’re talking about, we’re guessing it’s the beginning of some brand-new drama!
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Angelina Pivarnick: My Ex-Husband and Castmates Are Trying to Destroy Me! was originally published on The Hollywood Gossip .
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