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Hope Hicks Resigns

Another day, another Cheeto associated resignation. One of Sunkist Stalin’s most trusted advisors turned in her walking papers Wednesday.

The New York Times reports that Hope Hicks, the White House communications director said that she plans to leave the White House in the coming weeks.

The news comes just a day after Hicks testified for eight hours before the House Intelligence Committee and said that she’d been required to tell “white lies” for Cheeto In Chief, but never lied about anything related to alleged Russian interference in the 2016 election. (Sure)

Multiple White House aides told the Times that Hicks’ resignation was unrelated to her appearance before the committee but many are doubting the coincidental timing.

A new report via CNN says that the 29-year-old former model who joined Trump’s campaign without any political experiences, was “berated” by Cheeto for telling the truth to the House Intelligence Committee and THAT’s what caused her resignation.

One of Trump’s “close allies” told CNN that Trump asked Hicks after her testimony “how she could be so stupid.” Hicks is the third Trump White House communications director to resign in just over a year.

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