My patience was harmed in the making of this. H/T Reddit’s mildlyinfuriating

Fire the person who thought toilets weren't made for sitting:

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But give this fry artist a permanent vacation:

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This is just lazy AF and I won't stand for it:

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But this right here requires true dedication:

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Looking at this made me throw up a little in my mouth:

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But thank god I have grocery store employees who care about my sanity:

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Whoever thought this was a good idea is obviously disturbed:

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Now wipe that sink from your memory and appreciate the inventor of this fabulous pizza sauce spreader:

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What came first, the pole or the parking space? Who cares, this sucks either way:

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But you know what doesn't suck? Whatever genius came up with the calming display:

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There's no such thing as privacy here:

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But since you're already lookin' at weiners, look at this cubic masterpiece:

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Whoever did this paint job probably hates me and I hate 'em too:

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But on the bright side, I'd totally buy a car from this guy:

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These tiles are screaming on the inside:

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But these tiles know they're pretty damn sexy:

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The illustrator of this book thought it'd be cute to rebel:

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But why count bananas when you can count your blessings thanks to this photo:

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There's a metaphor somewhere for these uneven hair dryers:

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And there's a love story here for the barista that turned a latte into art:

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The CEO of this company will be hearing from my attorneys very soon:

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So please, join me in staring at the fine craftsmanship of these boxes while I wait for them to return my call:

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Whoever built these beams was clearly drunk:

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So just please designate all future projects to whoever designed this masterpiece:

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