It's hard to justify buying a giant bag of fun-sized candy on Halloween when historically you never really got any trick-or-treaters. People have taken photos of some pretty weird things their kids have gotten as a result but what one parent's kids got may have set a record.

The old-timey packaging alone would've been a red flag, but hunger blinds people to everything.

18 years in the pantry is a long time.

18 years is a long time, you think a person would notice before they chomped away.

But only one person asked the real question on everyone's mind.

He'll be telling this story to his grandkids for sure.