Viraldice: Donald Trump Jr. Skewered After Using His Daughter in a Halloween Tweet About Socialism

e can always count on Donald Trump Jr. for a seriously terrible take! And he delivered in classic fashion on Halloween night by invoking his poor, innocent daughter Chloe and her candy haul in a dumb tweet about socialism. Trump Jr. proved once again that he just doesn't get it, and boy oh boy, the Internet let him have it. It was glorious to watch.

Trump Jr. took to Twitter to post this photo of his daughter holding her bucket full of candy with the caption, "I'm going to take half of Chloe's candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It's never to [sic] early to teach her about socialism."

I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism. http://pic.twitter.com/3ie9C0jv2G

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 31, 2017

First, let’s break this down. That kid looks upset. It’s as if she’s saying, “Dad, stop using me as a political pawn and let me eat my Reese’s Pieces.” Second, she’s dressed up as a police officer. Now, maybe she wanted to dress up as a police officer. But look at her face. It’s as if she’s saying, “Dad, stop using me as a political pawn and let me dress up as literally anything else.”

Third…well, we’ll let the good people of Twitter take it from here.

First of all, Donald Trump Jr. got socialism wrong. Entirely.

My man, "socialism" was her getting that free candy in the first place. You taking half for reasons she can't understand is capitalism http://bit.ly/2zaE0M6

— 💀👻The News👻💀 (@Bearpigman) October 31, 2017

As another Twitter user pointed out, Chloe just went around literally taking handouts. She ended up with all that wonderful candy because of the socialist tradition that is trick-or-treating. Everybody gets a Snickers! That’s great, and that’s socialism.

Next! Maybe Chloe will end up learning a thing or two from her grandfather, a.k.a. Donald Trump, a.k.a. the President of these Less-Than-Ever United States.

And that might not be such a great thing. Maybe Chloe will learn from her family that all it takes to get to the top is inheriting a buttload of money, treating your employees like garbage, and using your power to lift yourself up and destroy everyone else around you.

Oh yeah, there's also this:

Donald Trump Jr. really screwed up with this tweet. He doesn’t understand socialism, or grammar, or how to be a good parent and let his daughter just enjoy Halloween. Nice going, bud.