25 Hilarious Signs You're Married To A Spy

November 28, 2017

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1. Now how am I supposed to remember?

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2. Not very secretive.

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3. The firm has a great gym membership.

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4. Which passport?

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5. Speak clearly to me.

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6. Can only go to 999.

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7. How did we miss this? We're both bad at our jobs.

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8. I warned you not to use my stuff!

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9. Sorry. Training kicked in.

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10. Honey, who's Pussy Galore?

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11. Those things never work as advertised.

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12. Only three digits? Weird.

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13. Subtle.

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14. You're going to have to do better than that!

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15. Learn how to order a drink properly!

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16. Better not get me sea bass this year.

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17. Follow my lead.

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18. Always on the clock.

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19. Ask me about my backstory.

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20. Some questions are best left unanswered.

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21. Nothing to see here.

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22. Or does he...

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23. My high school had a great language program.

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24. Lots of bad drivers around here.

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25. Force of habit.

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