Gird your loins, this one’s going to hurt. H/T /r/askreddit.

"Why play so hard to get when you're already so hard to want?"

Miramax Films

"You look like a before picture."

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"You're impossible to underestimate."

The WB

"Do you realize that people just tolerate you?"

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"Your gene pool could use a little more chlorine."

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"You are the human equivalent of a participation award."

SBNation

"The only culture you possess is bacteria."

NBC

"You're not pretty enough to be this stupid."

Fox

"I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you're unarmed."

NBC

"You look like a visible fart."

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"You clearly have not been burdened by an overabundance of education."

NBC

"Whoever told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice."

VH1

"I envy people who haven't met you."

HBO

"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you."

MTV

"You are as a candle, better burnt out."

Nickelodeon

"You haven't been yourself lately. We've all noticed the improvement."

Columbia Pictures

"Honey, you couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the side."

NBC

"I hope your day is as pleasant as you are."

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"You will be utterly forgotten."

Nickelodeon

"You, my friend, are a piece of foam."

MTV

"As an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?"

NBC