Viraldice: 20 Times Toddlers Burned Their Parents With Ruthlessly Hilarious Insults

hildren are a blessing. They fill your home with love and laughter and turn you and your partner into a full-blown family.

They can also be really, really mean.

And while it may not be a barrel of laughs for their parents, hearing about their crushing insults makes us all feel a little bit better about our own encounters with sassy little ones.

Enjoy!

Toddlers have a flair for insults that no adult could ever top.

Toddler insults are somehow both hilarious and devastating, and being burned by a kid is 100 times more frustrating than being burned by an adult, because you can’t throw an insult back.

Well, you shouldn’t, anyway. We’re sure some parents have been pushed to the edge a few times.

Angela Davis, aka @TheKitchenista, is mom to an adorable little one...

Toddler insults are just...whew. She hurts my feelings low key. 😂 Today's tantrum ended with "AND I DON'T LIKE YOUR BRAIDS!"

— Angela Davis (@TheKitchenista) November 16, 2017

…who also happens to be a ruthless hair critic.

We bet Davis would have loved to scream back “WELL I DON’T LIKE YOUR STUPID HAIR BOWS!”

Ouch! This one had to have stung.

Leave it to a kid to say the (horribly mean) thing that an adult never would.

While this type of honestly is refreshing, it’s a hard pill to swallow.

Seriously, though, that kid is a jerk.

Nothing like being patronized by a 4-year-old.

My goddaughter, who was like 4 at the time, asked how I was gonna get my hair done.

Me: Like yours!

Her: You don't have enough hair for this... your little curls are cute tho.

😩 http://bit.ly/2Brgzg5

— Ki aka CMKarrie (@justki) November 16, 2017

Parenting experts claim that we should be nurturing our kids’ self-esteem so they’ll grow up to be confident, capable adults, but this kid seems like she could stand to be taken down a peg or two.

And with one comment from a toddler, this man was forced to reevaluate his entire relationship.

when my daughter was 3, she was playing hide & seek with my pops. He stopped playing & she got upset...with her arms folded she yelled “I don’t know why Nana married you anyway” he replied “because she loves me” she says “You don’t know that!” 🤦🏾‍♂️

— Alternative Hairline (@walkerk23) November 16, 2017

We think this man is a hero for playing hide-and-seek for even a short amount of time.

We all know it’s the worst game ever invented.