Yes, I know that the last episode of House of the Dragon aired almost three weeks ago and that I will never make it to Season 2 in 2024 if I don’t stop obsessing about it. And yet, here I am— obsessing about it, because I am nothing if not a certified stan for anything even remotely related to the world of A Song of Ice and Fire. What can you do, right?

All of this is to say that one of the many House of the Dragon rabbit holes I fell into these past few days is the one where I wonder about what zodiac signs some of the main characters of the series might have. Because we all know that the stars never lie and there’s honestly nothing more entertaining than discussing what placements each of these messy dragon people might have.