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Americans Get Chased By Kenyan Robbers With Machetes

If you’re going to visit The Motherland then make sure you don’t get caught lackin’ because s#!t is real and stick-up kids is out to tax.

According to DailyMail, a white American couple, Bryant and Lauren Swenson, were driving along Old Kijabe Hospital Road in Kenya when they came upon a van that was being robbed. As the van sped off, the machete-wielding robbers trained their focus on the white folks.

Their dashcam video documented what happened next…

We could never chase white people with machetes in America.