The Pfizer-BioNTech coronavirus vaccine just became the first COVID-19 vaccine to be fully approved by federal regulators. Until now, the available vaccines had been approved under an emergency use authorization, meaning they were still rigorously tested on tens of thousands of study patients and had to adhere to strict safety standards, but the entire process was able to be sped up due to *gestures at entire world on fire.*

One of the biggest talking points among COVID-19 vaccine holdouts has been that the vaccine was too “rushed.” This argument has been used in good faith by people who have good reason to be skeptical of the medical industry, as well as in bad faith by those who have bought into the heavily politicized narrative around the vaccine. (Hint: If you’re refusing to take the vaccine because you think the approval process was too opaque but are rushing out to find horse deworming medication because Tucker Carlson said to, you don’t fall into the “good faith” category.)

The same people pretending to think the FDA’s vaccine approval was rushed voted for the guy who named it Operation Warp Speed.

— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) August 23, 2021

Ideally, the FDA’s official approval should convince a lot of those who have been hesitant to now finally get the shot. And maybe it will! But we all know that this kind of resistance can be a tough mindset to break.

However, the new approval also opens up all kinds of doors for implementing vaccine mandates. As the Daily Beast notes, “Previously, Dr. Anthony Fauci predicted that full approval would trigger a ‘flood’ of vaccine mandates in American schools and workplaces.”

And in fact, “Seconds after news of the approval was announced, New York City’s public schools—the largest system in the nation—confirmed that COVID-19 vaccinations will become mandatory for all school staff.”

NEW YORK (AP) — NYC public schools, largest system in the US, mandates COVID-19 vaccinations for teachers with no opt-out option.

— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) August 23, 2021

Most schools and plenty of workplaces already require various vaccines, so adding COVID-19 to the list isn’t the breach of “freedom” that so many people have branded it. It’s a basic public health and safety measure, and hopefully, this new FDA approval will help normalize it as such.

For now, the vaccine is fully approved for everyone ages 16 and up, and approved for emergency use in kids ages 12–15, as well as for a third dose for immunocompromised people.

The Pfizer vaccine also apparently has a new name, which is just absolutely terrible. Team Pfizer is now officially Team … Comirnaty.

let’s also not lose sight of the fact that “Comirnaty” is an objectively hilarious brand name https://t.co/AocrDn6Jp9

— Ariel Edwards-Levy (@aedwardslevy) August 23, 2021

Congratulations, though, to everyone who got the Moderna shot, because you now have the infinitely cooler SPIKEVAX running through your veins.

TIL the Moderna shot has a cool brand name (“Spikevax”) and the Pfizer shot has a loser brand name (“Comirnaty”) https://t.co/z7di8b5YK2 pic.twitter.com/H1X818b91U

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) August 23, 2021

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