Get To Work! The Pettiest Reactions To Your Broke A$$ Not Winning The $1.6 Billion Lottery

October 24, 2018

Me looking at the Mega Millions numbers:
pic.twitter.com/5NlUgCOFS2

— Terrince (@PhreshWithaP) October 24, 2018

You Didn’t Win The Mega Millions

Welp. It’s Wednesday morning, which means that the Mega Millions was last night. Someone won $1.6 billion. Guess what: that person wasn’t you. Sorry.

You still have to go to work today and live the life you lived yesterday, sadly. Don’t worry: Twitter is making fun of you for being broke.

Mega Millions: Okay the first number is 28
Me: pic.twitter.com/QtIS3pXqQk

— Rachel Wright (@rachwright324) October 24, 2018

That’s right, Twitter is here to rub salt on the wound and clown the hell out of you. Peep the jokes so we can all cry together.