You get only so many naming opportunities. Most of them require at least some responsibility, too. But while you can't call your child the Wet Dream or Favorite Mistake, these are fantastic names for a boat. Bored Panda has collected the funniest vessel names from harbors and shores across the Seven Seas, proving that seamen have the best sense of humor. And will demonstrate their wit if an opportunity presents itself. Scroll down for the giggles and upvote your favorites!