30 Things That Are, Uh, A Little Bit Weird
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A pair of loafers that really rise to the occasion.
Get them from Amazon for $17+ (available in two sizes and eight styles).
An amazing shower curtain featuring Nigel Thornberry and his...butt.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
Or a clear shower curtain with pockets for people who only have eyes for their screens.
Just, uhh, make sure your front camera is covered before using this.
Promising review: "It's exactly what's described in the description and it works great. Although one thing that you could add is a few more slots lower because when taking a bath the lowest slot you have is still too high to be able to watch my Netflix comfortably. But other than that, it's exactly what I ordered and came quick and packaged fine. Would recommend to friends! Thanks." —Rosetta
Get it from Amazon for $24.96.
A bag of edible farts that's a real gas.
Promising review: "Honestly, I burst out laughing every time I see this bag. It's a great gift and funny one as well." —Dom8
Get it from Amazon for $9.95 (available in five themes).
Ten Speed Press
A little piano to jam out with while sitting on the toilet.
Promising review: "Works great! It's sensitive so you don't have to push hard and it cracks us up every time someone goes into the bathroom!" —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $17.99.
A sexy (?) googly-eyed thong for turning your junk into a trunk.
Promising review: "It's awesome. My boyfriend and I laughed for a good hour after unpacking it. Every time our eyes met the elephant's it'd start all over again." —Heather Alvarado
Get it from Amazon for $6.99 (available in four colors).
A skeleton hand reaching out from the grave — to hold your jewelry.
Promising review: "I love this so much! It's just odd enough to get looks but it's also beautiful. It goes very well in my semi-macabre themed house. I especially like how the 'bones' are connected." —asubtlepoison
Get it from Amazon for $45.99.
A raw meat patterned T-shirt for people looking to recreate Lady Gaga's iconic 2010 VMAs look.
Get it from Amazon for $7.99+ (available in sizes M–3XL and 11 other designs).
Edible chocolate anuses that are super delicious, no butts about it.
Promising review: "Bought these for my boss for Valentine’s Day. She thought they were a hoot! Didn’t taste too bad either!" —Kaitlin
Get a set of six from Amazon for $8.14.
A pair of fish shoes you're going to flipper over.
Promising review: "I got these for my obsessed bass fisherman husband. He absolutely loved them! He fishes bass tournaments during the summer and he called them his new lucky tournament shoes! We will see how well they hold up — they seem pretty sturdy and should hold together well." —Ashley Z
Get them from Amazon for $21.99 (available in sizes 4.5–11.5).
A garden Godzilla to take care of your infestation if gnomes aren't your thing.
Army men not included.
Promising review: "I am a fan of Godzilla. I am not a fan of gnomes. This little garden sculpture is a win/win for me! Gardenzilla is well made and expertly painted. I'm very pleased. Gnomes beware!" —Mahala Marshall Rood
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
A beach ball that's eye-deal for freaking out all the other pool goers.
Promising review: "Need a giant eyeball (or two?) These are just the ticket. They are large (take quite a while to blow up) and a pair of them is quite startling." —N. Miracle
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
Big Mouth
A classic ball-in-cup game attached to a pair of glasses for doing some nose aerobics.
Get it from Amazon for $7.81.
A set of brain-section coasters that form a full brain when you stack them. Dexter would love these.
Promising review: "I'm a pretty big fan of these coasters. They're clear thick glass and they have four rubbery feet on them so they don't slip around and so they have some space between them when they are stacked. The best part about them is that you get a bunch of coasters — standard coaster quantity is usually four, so I was able to supply my entire office with coasters and have a couple left over for me." —Megan F.
Get a set of 10 from Amazon for $27.97 or ThinkGeek for $19.99.
A pair of instant undies because you never know when you're going to need them in an emergency.
Get it from Amazon for $4.90.
A square bed that looks like a slice of bread for people who think their pet is cute enough to eat.
It's 15.8 inches wide so your cat can really *spread* out.
Get it from Amazon for $13.29.
A Bigfoot button-down featuring the cryptid fighting some of nature's fiercest predators — and winning, of course.
It ships May 2018.
Preorder it from BetaBrand for $57.80 (available in sizes XS–3XL).
A heart-shaped bath bomb that reveals a vibrator when you drop it in water, so bathtime can be a lot more fun.
Get it from Spencer's for $12.99.
A throw pillow you can personalize with someone's image so you can snuggle their face.
Get it from Firebox for $21.29.
A tin of sloth nurse bandages that will help you sloooowwwlyyy get better.
It comes with 15 bandages and a prize.
Get it Amazon for $6.54.
A tortilla blanket so you can turn yourself into a burrito and hide from the world on bad days. Burritos are never sad.
Promising review: "The coolest blanket I've ever seen. It's not a huge, queen-size blanket but definitely big enough for a throw blanket. Love how soft it is and nicely made. Worth every penny!" —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $39.95.
A ray gun nose trimmer for zapping away any unwanted hairs like a hero from a futuristic sci-fi.
Promising review: "There's nothing quite like starting the day by shoving a ray gun up my nose and pulling the trigger. In all seriousness, this is a fun way to add a little levity to your routine, at least if you've gotten to the point that you need a nose and ear hair trimmer like I do. This one is similar to most every rotary one I've used, and works well enough." —A. von Marschall
Get it from Amazon for $12.48 or Firebox for $18.49.
A friendly narwhal plush toy that gets feral if you're not careful.
This is NOT the friendly narwhal from Elf. When you squeeze it, its sharp teeth come out.
Get it from ThinkGeek for $15.99.
A glowing Cthulhu bank and night light, because nothing says "sweet dreams" like a monstrous embodiment of chaos and death.
Get it from ThinkGeek for $19.99.
An egg-cellent pool float that's pretty affordable, so you don't have to shell out for it.
Promising review: "Huge hit with my kids! Inflated a few days ago, so far so good — no signs of deflation!" —Josh Fisher
Get it from Amazon for $19.50.
Fly push pins so all your notes and pictures can be like flies on the wall.
Promising review: "I picked the flies just for the odd whimsy of having bugs on my door bulletin board. Makes me smile to see the plastic flies holding my papers and photos — go figure!" —Deborah Simons
Get a pack of 24 from Amazon for $12.
A pair of sweatpants inspired by one of the jazziest designs in history: a paper cup.
Promising review: "These pants are cool. The print is nice. The fabric is somewhat silky. The legs are a little tight with elastic at the bottoms. I’ll probably get another goofy pair." —Smart Consumer
Get them from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in S–XXL and 25 other colors).
A pair of chopsticks with teeny-tiny hands to help scoop up food when your chopsticking skills still need fine-tuning.
Get them from Perpetual Kid for $4.49.
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Check out more lists of unusual stuff here, here, and here.
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