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#PermitPatty Cries On TODAY Show

This past weekend 44-year-old Alison Ettel aka #PermitPatty went viral after becoming yet another in a series of white women who can’t mind their damn business and are quick to call the cops on people of color.

This morning, the Quaker Oats mascot lookalike appeared teary-eyed on TODAY and tried to play victim after essentially bullying an 8-year-old girl.

53% of white women need to come get their sis TFOH.