A Bird Flew In My Window, Sh*t On My Laptop, And Decided To Die Right In Front Of Me. How’s Your Day Going?

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About To Arrive For An Interview In A New Suit, Realise They Left The Tag On….

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Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I’m Gonna Say No

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Apparently, Spanish Slang For “Fart” Is “Pedo”. My 71-Year-Old Co-Worker Showed Up To Work With This

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I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet

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This Modelling Job Was A Mistake

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My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye

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Don’t Throw Your Spaghetti Off The Overpass, Please

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Bride-To-Be’s Wig Fell Off During The Engagement Shoot, But She Totally Owned The Moment

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The Day I Learned I Was Allergic To Bees While Working As A Beekeeper In Italy

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Bought Tickets For Me And My Dad To See A Concert, And This Is My Seat

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How To Lose A High

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My Doctor Charges Me $65 For Being Fat

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Maybe A Bit Too Much Rain

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New Skeleton Found In Pompeii: This Guy Was Running From The Eruption, When A 300 Kg Boulder Hit Him Right In The Face

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Stolen Porch

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This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like

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Pizza Delivery Guy Fell Into The Fish Pond

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Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home

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This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding

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New Neighbours Painted Their Fence Yesterday, Now Our Car Looks Like This. All Over

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He Will Wake Up To A Haunting Realization

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We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain

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My Phone Auto Connect To My Car When I Picked Up Mother And Father In Law… Didn’t Notice Till They Pointed It Out

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How You Know You’re Having A Sh*tty Day

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