I’m A Lucky B**ch To Get Away With This For 20 Minutes Driving Around Town

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My Great-Grandfather Was Shot In The Chest By A German Soldier During World War I. Luckily, The Coins In His Breast Pocket Absorbed The Bullet And Saved His Life. You Could Say He Didn’t Need Much Money To Survive

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Being Late To Work Saved My Life. If I’ve Left Home 2 Seconds Earlier, This Car Would Have Fell On Top Of My Head!

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When Jesus Loves You Very Much

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What To Do After A Car Crash?

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A Shark Bit Her, But She Wasn’t Tasty Enough. Some Researchers Believe That In The Initial Bite A Shark Can Detect The Ratio Of Fat To Bone Or Muscle And Whether Its Mouthful Is Worth Eating Or Not

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Almost…

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Asked My Mother In Law For Eye Drops. Almost Put This In My Eyes

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Had A Close Call Tonight, These Just Look Too Similar

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This Is What I Call A Close Call!

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Close Call

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I Almost Died Today, And My Mom Got A Perfectly Timed Picture Of My Dad Saving Me

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That Was Close

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I Got Lucky That I Noticed Before I Started Brushing

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When You Drop Your Phone And It Almost Hits A Land Mine

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A Friend Of Mine Almost Lost His Wedding Band To The Drain Today. The Drain Had Mercy

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Well, That Was Close

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Safety Specs Saved This Guy’s Eye From An Exploding Angle Grinder Disc

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Just Avoided A Potential Credit Card Theft. Always Wiggle The Card Reader

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Falling Asleep And Double Checked My Alarm, The Night Before My First Day On The New Job. Close Call

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That Could’ve Hurt A Lot

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Almost Had A Heart Attack

Had A Near Death Experience This Morning

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This Car Owner Is Just Lucky

I Work At A Burger Joint Where Customers Fill Out Their Order On A Ticket And They Put Their Name On It. When The Food Comes Out We Call The Name On The Ticket. Almost Slipped Up On Curt’s Order Today

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