Tiffany Haddish got, er, specific about what she is looking for in a man on Jada Pinkett Smith’s “Red Table Talk,” this week.

“I prefer small penises because I feel like small ones respect you,” the comic said. “They’re kind. They buy you nice gifts. They take you nice places. They’ll come and clean your house; fix your cars for you. Small penises are penises of service.”

Concluding, “Big penises just do whatever they want to do.”